basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

bestofnowyoukno:

nowyoukno:

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Chef Ramsay hired Horst from Ratatouille.

bestofnowyoukno:

nowyoukno:

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Chef Ramsay hired Horst from Ratatouille.


spookyarms:

they took the children
they took everything

icy-mischief:

LOL. 

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dogepom:

patickstump:

if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

"Who’s flat now?"

(Source: patickstump)

Omg Sora unnir pls get out of town

Dat stare doe

Dat stare doe

fernacular:

wittyandcharming:

THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD.

fernacular:

wittyandcharming:

THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD.

Tag(s): #lmao
amiseeingyourcolourormine:

raserus:

LIL BABBY
U CANT SCARE THE OCEAN
GO LAY DOWN

IT LOOKS LIKE TOOTHLESS

amiseeingyourcolourormine:

raserus:

LIL BABBY

U CANT SCARE THE OCEAN

GO LAY DOWN

IT LOOKS LIKE TOOTHLESS

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

Tag(s): #but omg