♥ Shizzle Nizzle ♥ // Behind 2PM Tweets.

I have a feeling 2PM boys discuss about what they should tweet.

They’re all so organized, like one would post a dumb pic and the rest would follow with related and even dumber pics. I can picture them sitting around together on their couch with their precious Blackberries, giggling and waiting for their turn to post.

Taec would be the head bitch because he’s Oktizen and always come up with the dumbest ideas ever. Btw Techhh, you forever be a scary woman to me ok? Haunt my dreams if you may. But don’t waste your time replying to haters, HATERS GON’ HATE. BIEBERS GON’ BIEB etc.

Junsu would follow him because Jun to da K is so fly and although he seemed to be so SRS BZNZ with his “I’m in the studio, plotting world domination with my Kung Fu Panda rap…” I bet he was as excite as the rest of the gang. Da wedder is bomb, blasting and shit.

Khun is always the fruity homo but Minjae favors him the most, judging from their lovey-dovey tweets and replies, “OMAIGAH HYUNG I WON TODAY.” when posting a dark pic of a sky. Btw Buck’s pics are always dark, I think he should get his Blackberry checked. Oh and NGL, his recent song choices made me realize he’s just a horny mother fucker. Hump a wall or something.

Junho. He’s too tweets-delete happy…it’s like his tweets have an expiration date. DID YOU INSTALL A TWITTER TRIAL VERSION BY MISTAKE? but his “Anywhere you want.” location always amuses me coz I always tell myself it’s “In my pants.” Thanks Lee Junho.

Chansung is still traumatic with the whole “I love men” tragedy. Taec you are so mean, you shouldn’t have spilled it for the whole gang okay, we knew what was going on behind closed doors. Just kidding, they’re all straight you guise…I proved it. But Chansung bb, tweet more X-rated pichurs ok? Noonars love them and noonars fap to them. You can tweet sweet angelic baby pics of you sleeping too, noonars would still fap to it. Noonars are just…….. fappers. FAPPERS GON’ FAP fuck yeah.

Wooyoung. Bitch…post something.

POSTED 2 years ago

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