♥ Shizzle Nizzle ♥ // to Dear so-called sasaeng fans

i know some of you mentioned that you’ve slept with our dearie 2PM.

so,

will you be angels and tell us the details?

like, how good are they in bed? how wild are they when you guys do it?

how big or small their penises are? what is your favorite position when you do it?

simply….. every single fucking thing when you fuck them.

please and thank you :)

Ok…so

Chansung, hmm… he’s like monstrous down there. He loves to pin you down and look at you straight in the eyes while doing it. He said, he likes to “read” your reaction when he invades you.

Taec, he likes to talk dirty. He likes you to ~~say~~ scream his name and tell him how much you want him. If you don’t believe me, he did it to Khun ON THE STAGE back in Thailand.

Junsu, he sings you lullaby between the secks. “My mind tellin’ me no. But my badiii…MY BAAAADIIIII is tellin’ me yeeeeees”. Yes, that’s why he loves that song so much.

Junho, he likes to turn you over so that he could see your behind. Why? He’s obsassive. He will offer you to wash your titties if you do it in the shower.

Jay, this guy is a monster. Those biceps aren’t build for nothing, although in between the deeds, he will joke with you and send you his sexy laugh while still guiding you to reach the explosion.

Wooyoung, don’t be fooled by his cuteness. The silent one is usually the wildest one in bed. But you need to be considerate and let him do you missionary, his body isn’t too suitable for cowgirl action since he’s a little on the thin side. Other than that, he will surprise you with what he can do with that flexible waist of his.

Khun, I felt so sinful when I did it with him coz he’s so godly….so I put a paperbag over his head, and he let me. He said I could do whatever I want as long as it makes me happy. His action, on the other hand, is not disappoint. He’ll make sure you are pleased before he is.

Yes, I slept with them all. I was the reason this dooms day happened in your fandom. So now, let me excuse myself and go to that hidden cave of mine with no zip code, so you can’t send me no bloody letters sprinkled with pubes. I might be cursed to my death bed by thousands of you, but at least I’ve slept with 7 sexiest guy in the universe.

Live my life, bish.

POSTED 3 years ago

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