1. His lips
Although I have an obsession on tying Chansung’s lips with rubber band and playing with them all day long, I can’t resist to notice that Junsu’s lips are so omnomnom. They’re always plump, red, and juicy. They’re like strawberries.
2. His long slender fingers
I mean like, 80% of his pictures would focus on his fingers. He’s either making a peace sign, pointing at chu, or like this pic above, modeling his other fingers. I would buy it, still…
3. His tongue
I don’t know if he’s purposely teasing us or just plain clueless that he always looks like he wants to give oral sex to the air. It’s sexy and cute at the same time, but in this particular picture I just never understand what he was trying to do:
4. His airport fashion
They’re always unpredictable. It’s like he’s trying to play games with you and challenge you to guess what he will be wearing next. While Wooyoung always seems to age 10 years whenever he stepped out the plane, Junsu always looks flawless. Like this time, he obviously killed a bear somewhere overseas and brought it back as a souvenir.
5. His strong believe on gravity
Pants on the ground. Always. But being a fashionista of course he would make sure he’s also wearing a matching underwear, I mean, hey.
6. He’s on Weight Watchers
Shame on you, Buck, eating samgyupsal. Look at him eating a bowl of salad. You are what you eat.
7. His Love/Hate relationship with Buck
Never noticed it, haven’t ya? lol
8. He is cray
Or always drunk, I’m not really sure.
9. His obsession with Starbucks
With the amount of beverage companies sponsoring 2PM, I’m surprised that Starbucks haven’t called JYPE to sponsor Junsu. I mean, he’s like a walking Starbucks ad.
10. His plush fetish
He is kinky, I’m telling you. You better prepare.
11. He is cuter than you
I normally can’t stand guys making blowfish face (except Chansung because he’s just cute as fuck /bias talk) but when it comes to Junsu I always give an exception. He does that a lot and it doesn’t make me want to choke a flamingo. That picture above is just another form of his cuteness.
12. His skin
God is unfair sometimes.
13. His bluntness
He’s a namja and he knows what he wants. It’s just a matter of voicing your thought to the public or keeping them inside and fap later at night. Like Lee Junho up there.
14. Being the only person who finds Junho funny
Slightly believe it’s just a courtesy of being an older brother. But have you ever heard Junsu’s laugh? It sounds so refreshing and crisp. Like potato chips.
(Ok, idk why I keep making reference related to food, perhaps because it’s 12 PM & I haven’t eaten anything. Apologies.)
15. His hidden gems
NGL before he showed this picture I always suspected he had a third nipple or something unusual that he’s hiding but…HOT DAMN AIN’T HE A STUD??? And props to him for keeping the mystery among Hottest for the longest time. I hetchu but I luvya.
16. He is accident prone
Idk if it has to do with him being the oldest or he’s just very unfortunate. Accidents always find him no matter where he goes and what he does. Luckily he has someone like Ok Taecyeon as a roommate to carry him down from his top bunk bed every morning. Please give him more space in your room, Junsu. He’s earned it.
17. He is somewhat irrelevant
Even other boyband member thinks so too.
18. He loves Mean Girls
There is no further explanation.
19. He acts his age
If I never knew 2PM and was asked to guess who is the oldest, I’m sure I would guess Junsu right away. He has an aura of being the oldest, not so much the leader, but he would give you the idea that he’s the stable one. Mentally and spiritually. And of course I would guess Wooyoung as the youngest because he looks 5.
20. His stage presence
It’s undeniable, he owns every stage. He always gives 100% and you can see it in his eyes, even when he was sick. To me, he has the best presence in 2PM and you will notice that whenever he sings or raps, he does it from the heart. “His love for music” didn’t make it to my list, not because I oversee it…but because it’s a no-brainer.
Happy Birthday Kim Junsu. We love you the way you are.