I just watched Fast & Furious 6 today and I’m pretty sure I saw this tag team move involving The Rock & Vin Diesel
(via humortastic)
Napoleon’s walk was described as “something between a waddle and a swagger”
HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK
on my way to overthrow your country
(via caleb-denecour)
i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and enjoy symphony no. 9 a la my asshole
Minhyun is a Japanese Mexican Korean.
Excelling in English, failing in Geography
Obama….Romney, Tomorrow you will meet with the judges and only one of you will continue in the hopes of become America’s Next Top Model.

(Source: grotle, via most-awkward-moments)
lmao i swear japan has the greatest game shows
WAS THAT PLUNGER WORTH IT
dafuq where did she go
(Source: ForGIFs.com, via zhaoly)

