The Player - When their gang hangs out during the lunch break or get together after school, they often talk about girls. Girls girls and more girls. This guy will listen and sometimes laugh at their sexual jokes but hardly contribute anything to the tale. “Why, are you gay?” asks one of his chatty friend. “No, I just find girls troublesome.” he answers without raising any eyebrows. It is true, ever since kindergarten he’s always found the opposite sex a pain in the ass. They’re loud, they’re jealous, and they’re always all over him.

So while the others conquer the ladies, this one chooses to conquer the field. Sports is his life and it’s the only place he can compete without worrying about the other gender. The only place where it’s all fair and square. Little did he know this summer he will experience something he’s never felt before; not only by one girl, but two. Double trouble, as one might say.

(I Hate You, possible upcoming collab-fic; individual fragment)