1. How to start your day

2. How to color coordinate

3. How to be outdoorsy without looking like a hobo

4. How NOT to dress like you just robbed a bank 

5. It’s okay to push the boundaries

6. It’s also okay for a man to have purses

7. Choosing ice cream flavor in front of the stand is harder than you think

8. Chansung had a rough childhood

9. Junho is somewhat irrelevant

10. Good actors must internalize their character, even if that means sinking into madness

11. State the obvious, it helps dumb people

12. Trust NO ONE

13. Honesty is the best policy,

…unless you have evidence, now you’re just a closet pervert

14. There is nothing wrong with implying your personal demand,

…unless you fail to learn the art of subtlety

15. Comedians are funnier when they’re fat

16. If you are a whore you must act like one

17. Some past are meant to be buried and hidden in the deepest corner on earth

18. How to seduce a stripper

19. Arsenic…

….is the most secretive way to kill 

20. It’s not easy being a woman

21. Everything is possible when you’re famous

22. And when you’re rich you pretty much can buy anything

23. But no matter how famous and rich you are, you shall never forget where you come from

1. His lips

Although I have an obsession on tying Chansung’s lips with rubber band and playing with them all day long, I can’t resist to notice that Junsu’s lips are so omnomnom. They’re always plump, red, and juicy. They’re like strawberries.

2. His long slender fingers

I mean like, 80% of his pictures would focus on his fingers. He’s either making a peace sign, pointing at chu, or like this pic above, modeling his other fingers. I would buy it, still…

3. His tongue

I don’t know if he’s purposely teasing us or just plain clueless that he always looks like he wants to give oral sex to the air. It’s sexy and cute at the same time, but in this particular picture I just never understand what he was trying to do:

4. His airport fashion

They’re always unpredictable. It’s like he’s trying to play games with you and challenge you to guess what he will be wearing next. While Wooyoung always seems to age 10 years whenever he stepped out the plane, Junsu always looks flawless. Like this time, he obviously killed a bear somewhere overseas and brought it back as a souvenir.

5. His strong believe on gravity

Pants on the ground. Always. But being a fashionista of course he would make sure he’s also wearing a matching underwear, I mean, hey.

6. He’s on Weight Watchers

Shame on you, Buck, eating samgyupsal. Look at him eating a bowl of salad. You are what you eat.

7. His Love/Hate relationship with Buck

Never noticed it, haven’t ya? lol

8. He is cray

Or always drunk, I’m not really sure.

9. His obsession with Starbucks

With the amount of beverage companies sponsoring 2PM, I’m surprised that Starbucks haven’t called JYPE to sponsor Junsu. I mean, he’s like a walking Starbucks ad.

10. His plush fetish

He is kinky, I’m telling you. You better prepare.

11. He is cuter than you

I normally can’t stand guys making blowfish face (except Chansung because he’s just cute as fuck /bias talk) but when it comes to Junsu I always give an exception. He does that a lot and it doesn’t make me want to choke a flamingo. That picture above is just another form of his cuteness.

12. His skin

God is unfair sometimes.

13. His bluntness

He’s a namja and he knows what he wants. It’s just a matter of voicing your thought to the public or keeping them inside and fap later at night. Like Lee Junho up there.

14. Being the only person who finds Junho funny

Slightly believe it’s just a courtesy of being an older brother. But have you ever heard Junsu’s laugh? It sounds so refreshing and crisp. Like potato chips.

(Ok, idk why I keep making reference related to food, perhaps because it’s 12 PM & I haven’t eaten anything. Apologies.)

15. His hidden gems

NGL before he showed this picture I always suspected he had a third nipple or something unusual that he’s hiding but…HOT DAMN AIN’T HE A STUD??? And props to him for keeping the mystery among Hottest for the longest time. I hetchu but I luvya.

16. He is accident prone

Idk if it has to do with him being the oldest or he’s just very unfortunate. Accidents always find him no matter where he goes and what he does. Luckily he has someone like Ok Taecyeon as a roommate to carry him down from his top bunk bed every morning. Please give him more space in your room, Junsu. He’s earned it.

17. He is somewhat irrelevant

Even other boyband member thinks so too.

18. He loves Mean Girls

There is no further explanation.

19. He acts his age

If I never knew 2PM and was asked to guess who is the oldest, I’m sure I would guess Junsu right away. He has an aura of being the oldest, not so much the leader, but he would give you the idea that he’s the stable one. Mentally and spiritually. And of course I would guess Wooyoung as the youngest because he looks 5.

20. His stage presence

It’s undeniable, he owns every stage. He always gives 100% and you can see it in his eyes, even when he was sick. To me, he has the best presence in 2PM and you will notice that whenever he sings or raps, he does it from the heart. “His love for music” didn’t make it to my list, not because I oversee it…but because it’s a no-brainer.

Happy Birthday Kim Junsu. We love you the way you are.

The Beatnik - In every school and clique there’s always one individual who is rather odd. He dresses differently and does things on his own. He would joke around and try to fit in but in the end he is only to realize that no one else could really understand him. So when you see his clique in school, you won’t see him on the front line. He won’t be the face of the group, nor the loudest one who creates trouble. You would find him lingering in the background, scrabbling his music book around and minding his own business.

“What are you doing?” asks one of the more popular, sociable guy. “Making melody.” he gallantly answers. The rest chuckles and shakes their heads, thinking how cliche he could be. Little did they know, he chose to do so because no one else would listen to him. This is how he communicate with the world, this is how he bare his soul. Music is his escapade and only to a silent, white paper surface he could finally say what was on his mind. The others spoke the truth, this guy is too unique to be put into words. They may call him weird but I’d rather call him, the beatnik.

(I Hate You, possible upcoming collab-fic; individual fragment)

I like your current style, Junsu but DANG can u pls go back to your 10 Out of 10 hair coz you looked effin’ hot.