I know we’re always like “OMG FANDOM COLLISION!!!!!!” but have you ever thought that maybe, just maybe, we didn’t make shit up? I mean, what if for the longest time these idol wizards have been casting charms here & there, and we just didn’t know it? If they were, wouldn’t these all make sense?
One magic charm that is the most popular and most commonly used because these guys are such lazy fuckers
How convenient, right Woo?
And of course there’s this most basic one that Buck just recently mastered:
The reason why he wanted to learn magic was because one day he realized that he’d been cursed with this next ones for a quite some time now, I’m sure you all noticed:
And if you remember this particular public humiliation event for him
(although some suspected it was a natural cause, not magic)
If I can speculate who was behind all those lulzy charms I would have to guess Ok Taecyeon, just because he has a troll blood in him and there were numerous occasions that he was caught casting charms:
There is no proof of his misbehaving on these misfortunes below…but then again, who is more troll than him?
He loves playing with different elements so after fiyah he used watah:
Poor Wooyoung, he became Taecyeon’s guinea pig because he doesn’t get mad as easy as Junho.
The only time Woo was witnessed casting a charm was for Patronus but it was a massive fail because apparently Tibetan Foxes could not conjure themselves.
One thing these guys don’t realize is the side effect of getting too many charms being cast to them: a brain damage
which explains the vacant states of most 2PM members.
The worst one that Chansung suffered was this which is known as one of the Unforgivable Curses. Luckily he is such a stupid head and didn’t realize the pain he felt was not natural so he never hold grudges towards Taec. Sadly for him tho, this mental state is permanent and it’s sad to say that we will see more of him doing this in the future.
The person who was apparently holding grudges was none other than Nickhun Buck Horvejkul himself, we should have known because he was the only one that looks like he belongs in the House of Slytherin
He saw an opportunity to revenge on his bully and released the most unforgivable curse of all,
The only one that was never interested in magic is Kim Junsu and that’s because magic and gangsta doesn’t go together and it turns out all Daegunians are Muggles.